still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
Make Baby Burritos with the Tortilla Swaddle Blanket.
should not have eaten mexican twice in one day
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
Sassy Phil is sassy
this pic is 2 years old and i still never found a girlfriend
gee i wonder why…
i didn’t come to this website to be criticized by a my little pony blog
"How much money does college cost in America?"
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants